| Phonecall: | Result: |
Cage: Nick Cage's phone. This is Nick Cage. Cage's Agent: Nick, baby, I got a movie offer for you on my desk. Cage: I'll do it. Cage's Agent: Don't you want to see a script or something? Cage: I haven't read a script since Leaving Las Vegas. Just sign me up. Cage's Agent: Do you even want to know the title? Cage: I pay you to do these things for me. Tell them I can film the whole thing next week. |  |
| Cage: That was terrible. Cage's Agent: I know but I'm looking at your next blockbuster right now. In this one you can see into the future. Cage: Sounds cool. Will my face take up a third of the poster again? Cage's Agent: I can make it happen. Cage: I'm in. |  |
Cage: My own mother didn't see that one. What's the point of hiring an agent if you can't find me a hit? Cage's Agent:Fair, but you know what's in right now? Sequels. Cage: You sure? Cage's Agent: Absolutely, you can't miss. I've already got an offer for a new chapter to that treasure movie. Cage: Just get me top billing. Cage's Agent: Naturally |  |
Cage's Agent: Ok that was a flop but I'm really feeling this next project. Another action film. And this time you can wear your hair long. Cage: Damn you really know how to rope me in. |  |
| Cage: You need to get me some better work. I was dusting my Oscar last night and I'm pretty sure he was frowning at me. Cage's Agent: Ok I promise this next one is going to be a hit. Your character knows the future. Cage: Didn't I just do that plot? Cage's Agent:They're offering 20 million. Cage: You know, I could always use another castle. |  |
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2 comments:
that was pretty funny, hey you should teach me how to make my blog look totally sweet like yours
very funny.
I have never even heard of most of those movies.
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